Starting the ABC diet starting next monday 11th August which will take me to 30th September. It will work, I will make it work, I don’t care what happens to me I just need to be skinny, food is evil, food is satan food is DEATH.
Listen up cupcake,
Food is not evil.
Magneto? He’s evil. He actually KILLS PEOPLE.
Food’s just a thing you need in order to survive.
See the difference?
Cut it out with this glorifying behavior, or you’ll need to answer to Professor Xavier for this terribly damaging behavior.
This blog is absolutely perfect omg
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed